🦹🏼♂️ But has Elon broken the law again?
🚰 Meanwhile, the stupidest world record falls
🪖 Meanwhile, Ukrainian President Zelenskyy accused China of helping Russia
💩 As Kohl's delivers unexpectedly awful earnings
🔥 As both Salesforce and American Airlines crashed and burned
🏓 And consumer confidence bounced back in May
You're invited
🪦 But, RIP to crypto's favorite dog and Bill Walton
📉 Naturally, ETH is down on the news
Why DXYZ mooned (and then sank)
😨 But the Fed is considering raising rates
💣 Plus, Boeing finally kills someone (who wasn't a whistleblower)
