💩 Did any of these dogs stink up your portfolio?
!?️ Did you pick any of these in January?
🗡️ And the government is probably going to shut down
🏡 Plus, how to invest in short term rentals
🎳 Starbucks coffee jockeys are going on strike
🏈 While TikTok throws a Hail Mary
🚗 While Porsche wrote down its VW holdings by $21 billion
👨💻 While Adobe shares plunged after demanding a software update one time too many
⛔ Plus, FBI Director says goodbye
⛔ Plus, both Kroger and US Steel got blocked
🫣 Mario nowhere to be found
👨💼 But JPow looks safe
