đģ While GS analysts spent the day getting drunk
đ° Plus, Elon is offering voters $1 million a day to sign his PAC petition
đŖ And Israel put the leader of Hamas on ice
đ And the FTC made it easier to cancel unwanted subscriptions
đ And Walgreens delivered a bitter pill to investors
đ§đŧââī¸ While Boeing fires thousands
đ¤ And Elon's robo-reveal was mostly meh
đĒ While Saudi Arabia loses its bid to join the UN Human Rights Council
đą As airlines price gouge fleeing Floridians
đ And treasuries popped back above 4%
đ Sending markets to the moon.
đī¸ And the longshoremen went back to work