Institutional-Grade Options - Betting on $DJT

The newest meme stock in town

🥱 Another ATH for the S&P

🎮 But GameStop had its worst day in years.

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🪓 Big layoffs at Bell, Dell (and UPS as well)

🍫 And WTF is up with cocoa prices?

🔫 The EU is gunning for Apple, Google, and Meta

🌉 While Baltimore's Key bridge disintegrates

🚒 More Boeing planes and tires fall out of the sky

🏢 While the jobless rate holds steady

🏛️ The government will stay open

🤷🏽 But US debt is about to hit $35 Trillion

🍎 Apple's Chinese tire fire

🦹‍♂️ Meanwhile, a Bond villian called in a bomb threat to a Tesla plant

↔️ Bitcoin bounced off its ATH

🏆 But gold set a new record

⛔ This market can't stop won't stop

👺 But will JPow ruin all our fun Friday?

📅 The stock market made the most of its extra day

🎉 And the Fed is making happy noises

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