🏆 But gold set a new record
👺 But will JPow ruin all our fun Friday?
🎉 And the Fed is making happy noises
Like Robinhood meets DraftKings
🍌 And now markets have a pass to go bananas
🤯 That was *four* months ago
Can lightning strike twice?
😴 While the rest of the market takes sleeping pills
📉 But one key indicator has me worried
🌕 And humanity landed on the moon
👂️ And everyone was listening
🎁 But can the chipmaker make up for it today?
