๐คท๐ฝ But US debt is about to hit $35 Trillion
๐ฆนโโ๏ธ Meanwhile, a Bond villian called in a bomb threat to a Tesla plant
๐ But gold set a new record
๐บ But will JPow ruin all our fun Friday?
๐ And the Fed is making happy noises
Like Robinhood meets DraftKings
๐ And now markets have a pass to go bananas
๐คฏ That was *four* months ago
Can lightning strike twice?
๐ด While the rest of the market takes sleeping pills
๐ But one key indicator has me worried
๐ And humanity landed on the moon