🌉 While Baltimore's Key bridge disintegrates
🏢 While the jobless rate holds steady
🤷🏽 But US debt is about to hit $35 Trillion
🦹♂️ Meanwhile, a Bond villian called in a bomb threat to a Tesla plant
🏆 But gold set a new record
👺 But will JPow ruin all our fun Friday?
🎉 And the Fed is making happy noises
Like Robinhood meets DraftKings
🍌 And now markets have a pass to go bananas
🤯 That was *four* months ago
Can lightning strike twice?
😴 While the rest of the market takes sleeping pills
