Crypto surges while gold flatlines

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📰 Market Headlines

  • TL;DR: The S&P 500 and Nasdaq continued their winning streaks yesterday while the Dow Jones gave some back. Bitcoin smashed through $36k on its way to $37k while precious metals slid.

  • Fairytale ending: Disney beat earnings estimates yesterday with CEO Bob Iger saying “while we still have work to do, these efforts have allowed us to move beyond this period of fixing and begin building our businesses again." (Investing.com)

  • A Mixed Bag for $CART: Instacart beat sales and EBITDA estimates but missed EPS in its first quarterly report since its IPO. The bulk of losses were due to stock-based compensation tied to going public. (Investors.com)

  • Great Expectations: Stocks are getting punished more than usual for missing Wall Street estimates (Yahoo!)

  • Squeezed: Bitcoin surged near $37k as ETF hopes squeezed out short sellers. Just under $50 million in liquidations occurred in a four-hour period during early Asian trading hours. (FX St)

  • Shunned: Gold prices lingered near three-week lows on Thursday as safe-haven demand spurred by the Middle East conflict slowed. (Yahoo!)

  • Chasing Fat Profits: Keen to compete with Wegovy and Ozempic, Eli Lily just got FDA approval for a weight loss drug called Mounjaro. (HealthDay)

  • Prepare for Impact: Tesla will recall 159 Model S and Model X cars due to the possibility of the driver airbag deploying incorrectly. (Reuters)

  • Unions Win Again: SAG-AFTRA reached a tentative deal with studio execs after four months on the picket lines. (CBS)

  • Home for the Holidays: Gas prices are plunging in many parts of the US, just ahead of the holiday travel season. Nationally, the average gas price declined to $3.44 last week, marking a 37-cent drop from a month ago. (CBS)

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The American housing market could be headed for a 1980s-style recession, says Wells Fargo. In the 1980s, the Fed's aggressive war on inflation drove 30-year mortgage rates as high as 19% — prompting homebuilders in Jackson, Mississippi, to send the central bank's chair, Paul Volcker, lumber with the inscription: "Help! Help! We Need You. Please Lower Interest Rates." Read more »

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Bonds are back. Bond prices have slumped since the onset of the pandemic in one of the worst routs in market history. But Treasurys staged a comeback in recent weeks, with worries about the Fed's rate hikes fading. Investors – including Warren Buffett – are still backing the asset class, likely lured in by higher yields. Read more »

🗳️ Outside the Box

  • Thinking its victim was a box of fruit, an industrial robot crushed a worker to death in South Korea (AP)

  • Poppy cultivation in Afghanistan is down 95% in 2023. (ZH)

  • A group of orcas sunk a Polish yacht off the coast of Morocco. (CBS)

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