šŸ™… Rates ain't coming down (ever)

šŸ”Ø As more consumer-facing companies get smash hammered

For all the history nerds here, I did a deep dive into the end of the bronze age and what that tells us about the world today. Check it out.

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šŸ“° Market Headlines

  • The Fed held rates at a 23-year high, signaling a lack of progress on inflation.

    • Fed Chair Jerome Powell saidĀ that "inflation is still too high" and that falling to the 2% target is "not assured."

    • But rates stayed the same, and the Fed indicated its next move should be a cut, not a hike.

    • Stocks initially slipped but laterĀ rallied after Powell's comments, with the Dow surging over 500 points. The S&P 500 and Nasdaq also posted solid gains.

  • The FTC is expected to approve Exxon Mobil's $60 billion acquisition of Pioneer Natural Resources, which would make Exxon the leading producer in the Permian Basin.

  • Consumer pullback has hit major chains like Starbucks, KFC, and McDonaldā€™s, with Starbucks reporting a 17% drop in share price. I dove into it here.

šŸ•¶ļø Market Vibes

šŸŽ° Market Forecasts and Futures

Forecasts via ā€‹Kalshiā€‹, the prediction market.

The markets have given up on a rate cut by June.

šŸ˜± Fear and Greed Index

šŸŽ¤ What you said last time

šŸ“ˆ Trends you need to know

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The price of eggs is spiking again. I hope you kept all the chickens you bought last January.

šŸ§  What do you think?

šŸ’¬ Have your say

The Chinese government sent its newest aircraft carrier, the Fujian, for sea trials for the first time. Itā€™s widely considered to be a generation or so behind the American Gerald R. Ford-class carriers, but Beijing is pumping out new ships at a rate of knots.

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šŸ“Š Stocks

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Winners and losers

Earnings, upgrades, and acquisitions

  • CarvanaĀ reported record sales, net income, and adjusted earnings, spiking stock prices over 30%.

  • Mastercard fell 2.02% following missed revenue forecasts.

  • EtsyĀ missed estimates; shares dove 13%.

  • DoorDashĀ projected Q2 profit below estimates as higher costs offset gains; down 14%.

  • Wingstop reported better-than-expected Q1 earnings as revenue jumped 34%, yet shares edged down 0.2%.

  • QualcommĀ rose 4% after forecasted Q3 profit struck above expectations.

  • eBayĀ forecasted Q2 revenue below expectations as demand cools for collector's items, dropping the stock price by 5%.

  • CVS HealthĀ slashed its full-year profit outlook, citing higher medical costs dogging the insurance industry; shares plunged 16%.

Market movers

  • UnitedHealth CEO reported a cyberattack on Change Healthcare compromised the data of one-third of Americans and involved a $22 million ransom payment.

  • TeslaĀ will lose key executives, including the head of its China operations and its VP of global security as Musk conducts another overhaul. [Ed: Is this related to the deal he struck with Beijing over the weekend?]

  • MicrosoftĀ investedĀ $1 billion in OpenAI in 2019 because it was "very worried" Google was years ahead in AI, internal emails revealed.

  • JPMorgan ChaseĀ agreed to pay a $100 million penalty for reporting incomplete trading data to surveillance platforms.

Ideas, trends, and analysis

  • The US national debt, at $34 trillion, is nowĀ nearly as big as the entire economy.

  • Americans earned an extraĀ $235 billion in interestĀ in 2023 thanks to the Fed's rate hikes.

  • The US and China are racing to shape the development and governance ofĀ AI in Africa.

  • New FBI data revealed that the US crime rateĀ dropped significantlyĀ in 2023, with murder down 13%, violent crime down 6%, and property crime down 4%.

  • Birmingham was once praised as "the best-governed city in the world." Now itā€™sĀ going bustĀ along with many other British cities.

šŸŒ Global Perspectives

  • šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦Ā šŸ‡·šŸ‡ŗ Russia made its largest territorialĀ gainsĀ in Ukraine since July 2022 as Kyiv awaits crucial US weaponry.

  • šŸ‡®šŸ‡© Indonesia's Ruang volcanoĀ erupted again, prompting authorities to raise the alert status to the highest level.

  • šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ China's newest and most advanced aircraft carrier, the Fujian, began its firstĀ sea trials.

  • šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øĀ šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§Ā šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ The US State DepartmentĀ unveiled a planĀ to reduce arms licensing requirements for the UK and Australia.

  • šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·Ā šŸ‡æšŸ‡¦Ā šŸ‡®šŸ‡± Turkey announced it wouldĀ join South Africa's genocide caseĀ against Israel at the International Court of Justice.

šŸ“Š Crypto

  • BitcoinĀ tumbledĀ below $57,000, down 22% from its all-time high, as ETF outflows accelerate. It rebounded early today.

  • The UK Financial Conduct AuthorityĀ sharpened its focusĀ on crypto regulation, dedicating 30% of its financial crime team to the sector.

  • Haun VenturesĀ led a $5 million seed roundĀ in Agora, a cross-chain governance platform used by Optimism, Nouns, ENS, and Uniswap.

šŸ§  Errata

  • Catholic advocacy group Catholic Answers defrocked their AI priest "Father Justin" after it endorsed baptizing babies in Gatorade.

  • The sun unleashed a near X-classĀ solar flare, triggering radio blackouts across the Pacific.

  • Scientists forecast a "triple whammy extinction" event in 250 million years, likely eradicating humanity. So, why bother, right?

  • Study finds aĀ surge of angerĀ can significantly reduce blood vessels' ability to dilate, potentially causing a heart attack. [Ed: no kidding]

šŸ“ŗ What to Watch Today

Thatā€™s all for today. Did I miss anything? Smash the reply button to let me know.

Cheers,

Wyatt

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