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🤯 That was *four* months ago

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🎰 Market Forecasts and Futures

😱 Fear and Greed Index

🧠 What do you think?

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🎤 What you said last time

It's a blip, nothing more. Fresh tech, fresh bugs. AI loves to generalize in odd ways from its training data, frequently making perfectly viral inhuman mistakes.

Check out Google’s apology post here.

📈 Trends you need to know

From DeepSearchLabs today. Sentiment for Google Gemini cratered a couple of days ago after the high-profile imaging disaster, but it looks like people have already forgotten about it for the most part.

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Winners and losers

Earnings, upgrades, and acquisitions

  • Macy's beat low Q4 expectations and announced plans to close 150 stores by 2026, resulting in a stock jump of over 4%.

  • Beyond Meat reported a significant Q4 loss and guided lower sales for 2024, yet announced cost-cutting measures, propelling its stock up more than 73.5% after hours. [Ed: don’t worry, it’ll come back down]

  • Lowe's exceeded Q4 earnings and revenue expectations despite a sales drop, forecasting a decline in revenue for the current fiscal year; shares climbed 1.8%.

  • First Solar posted a Q4 profit and provided an upbeat 2024 outlook, leading to a 5.2% increase in its stock post-market.

  • Norwegian Cruise Line revealed a Q4 loss but provided positive Q1 guidance and matched full-year expectations, boosting its stock by over 19%.

  • Cracker Barrel exceeded Q2 earnings, but margin pressures pushed it down 2%.

  • Devon Energy announced a dividend increase and solid 2023 results; shares fell 1.3%

  • TKO reported strong Q4 and full-year 2023 earnings as UFC and WWE saw a rise in event revenue and sponsorship deals but down 4%.

Market movers

  • Apple abandoned its electric car project and shifted staff to AI.

  • BYD Americas CEO stated the electric vehicle manufacturer has no plans to enter the U.S. market, focusing instead on Brazil and Mexico for EV expansion.

  • Barclays raised its S&P 500 target to 5,300, citing strong U.S. economy and Big Tech earnings.

  • Intel announced plans for 1nm process technology by 2027 and aims for fully AI-automated factories.

  • Median monthly mortgage payments shot from $1,500 in 2021 to over $2,600 last month.

  • Job Cuts:

Ideas, trends, and analysis

🌍 Global Perspectives

  • 🇳🇿 New Zealand repealed a world-first tobacco ban. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

  • 🇺🇸🇮🇱 Biden announced Israel agreed to halt military activity over Ramadan.

  • 🇱🇧 Hezbollah will pause fire if Hamas agrees to a Gaza truce, continuing the cycle of conditional ceasefires.

  • 🇷🇺🇺🇦 The Kremlin warned if any NATO members send troops to Ukraine, the conflict will spread.

  • 🇺🇬 Thousands of Ugandans may sue over unpaid wages and medical bills from U.S. security work in war zones.

  • 🇺🇸 Janet Yellen urged unlocking frozen Russian Central Bank assets for Ukraine's reconstruction.

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🧠 Errata

  • Choose North Korea for your next ski trip! Tourism returns to the hermit kingdom.

  • Billionaire bunkers are full of guns and gold.

  • More Americans are more concerned about immigration than the economy.

  • The Humane AI Pin, a wearable assistant, is surprisingly impressive but limited by immature hardware.

  • Over 70 Senegalese migrants were packed into a cramped basement in NYC, charged $300/month each, sleeping in shifts.

📺 What to Watch Today

Have we all forgot about this already?

That’s all for today. Did I miss anything? Smash the reply button to let me know.

Cheers,

Wyatt

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