👨💼 But JPow looks safe
🫨 While a quake rocks SF
👹 And people weren't as sad as they probably should have been
🦾 While China weaponised rare earth metals
🌏 While his BFF DJT threatened the BRICs
🛍️ While Black Friday spending was up
🕐 Markets close at 1pm today
🛻 While Rivian secured a $6.6 billion loan
💰 But only if you like making money
🔥 This year's Thanksgiving Day parade is going to be lit
📉 And markets triggered a key indicator of a crash
📈 And Bitcoin demands six figures
