🦈 Plus now you've got to watch out for cocaine sharks
🌊 And the markets tank
🌊 Plus WTF is dark oxygen?
🆕 While the Dems rebooted with a new candidate
📉 While markets continue to tumble
🏘️ While housing inventory reaches pandemic levels
🤠 While Elon moves another company to Texas
🚀 And the FAA grounded SpaceX
👊 And bitcoin bros bought the dip
🤥 And Elon lied to you again.
🥊 Hubspot got Hubslapped
👩 But Helen of Troy got murdered