📉 Plus, Jamie Dimon says a recession is coming
⚖️ And Elon sues again
💥 Sometimes, the system goes on the blink and the whole thing turns out wrong
🥊 Asian stocks and crypto are getting pummeled
🧑🤝🧑 Plus, the US and Russia swap prisoners
👿 But Crowdstrike's facing shareholder wrath
💸 While Nvidia gives away $180 Billion
⚖️ Plus Wells Fargo got smacked down for fake DEI
🥽 Plus Meta spaffed $50 billion of the wall
🔎 And OpenAI is coming after Google and Perplexity
🦈 Plus now you've got to watch out for cocaine sharks
🌊 And the markets tank
