🙁 Despite Nvidia's woes
📉 But shares slide anyway
👷♀️ While finding a job is the hardest it's been in years
🫎 And Canada smacks down Chinese EV imports
👀 Plus, all eyes are on Nvidia's Wednesday earnings
📈 While jobless claims soared
👮 And an $83m Alts Hedge Fund is getting investigated by the SEC
😕 Sorry I jinxed it, guys
🚀 Even gold is hitting all-time highs
🦈 Plus Cocaine Shark is coming to Miami
🚀 Me neither
📈 Sending markets higher