📉 While markets continue to tumble
🏘️ While housing inventory reaches pandemic levels
🤠 While Elon moves another company to Texas
🚀 And the FAA grounded SpaceX
👊 And bitcoin bros bought the dip
🤥 And Elon lied to you again.
🥊 Hubspot got Hubslapped
👩 But Helen of Troy got murdered
🌀 While Beryl pummeled Houston, killing seven
🗳️ While the French right had une mauvaise nuit
🌋 While Mt Etna erupted
🚀 But markets hit new highs!
