🧑⚕️ And ordered hundreds of thousands of Federal employees back to the office
🇦🇷 Meanwhile, Argentina posted a record $18.9 billion trade surplus
📱 And TikTok is still a thing
🎆 And Elon's rocket exploded (but in a very pretty way)
📈 Plus, BlackRock and JPM crushed it
🏦 And Capital One (allegedly) stole $2 billion from you
📕 Because they're downloading a new bit of spyware
🍎 And Apple sticks with DEI
🚒 While the Los Angeles wildfires continued to spread
🚒 While wildfires rip through southern California
📊 Plus US PE deal value reached $838.5 billion in 2024
🛢️ While Prez Biden bans offshore drilling
