👨💻 While Adobe shares plunged after demanding a software update one time too many
⛔ Plus, FBI Director says goodbye
⛔ Plus, both Kroger and US Steel got blocked
🫣 Mario nowhere to be found
👨💼 But JPow looks safe
🫨 While a quake rocks SF
👹 And people weren't as sad as they probably should have been
🦾 While China weaponised rare earth metals
🌏 While his BFF DJT threatened the BRICs
🛍️ While Black Friday spending was up
🕐 Markets close at 1pm today
🛻 While Rivian secured a $6.6 billion loan
